Some of you perverts out there have been looking for balloon sex and came across this site!

As a matter of fact, I appear to be fifth for the search term “balloon sex” which came as a hilarious surprise to me, I’m feeling quite nice today so I decided to provide you with some.

Enjoy:

I got a pervert the other day looking for snail bestiality, as I’ve probably already written about I’ve not had very much sleep tonight so I don’t remember!

Anyway for all you pervs out there here are some snails:

Look at the shell on that one!

This one isn’t too bad either, got your perverted juices flowing yet?

That one’s just begging to be eaten by a random french bloke.

Rampant snail sex! For money!

Snails are cheap.

I went out on Monday, and saw a computer outside and because it still had a hard drive (I collect the magnets) I decided to bring it up with me before going on with the rest of my day.

After inserting some RAM (some cunt had nicked the RAM which it had, I really don’t get why anyone would steal RAM when a) it’s an old computer with probably less than 256MB and b) Your computer probably uses DDR RAM if it’s recent) it booted and I found Windows XP Home on it, sadly both users were password protected, I now know that I could have guessed one if not both of them but I was lazy.

So instead I rebooted the machine with the ophcrack live CD inside, and used ophcrack in combination with some rainbow tables to crack the password in five minutes, I’m surprised at how slow it was because I’m used to much higher speeds when using rainbow table based methods, so I’m just going to blame a slow machine, very little RAM and probably badly sorted tables/the tables having to be loaded into memory very slowly.

Anyway after five minutes I had access to the machine, and played around with it until I got bored, then I took it apart and it’s now inside of a shoebox under my bed while I think of something to do with it.

While on the subject of Windows my attempt to reflash my Nokia’s firmware has so far been unsuccessful because VMWare has decided to be a buggy piece of crap which crashes and doesn’t give me an error message, the Windows box I found doesn’t have enough RAM and I don’t know where I put my spare SDRAM, so getting it up to 256MB is out of the question and finally my spare P4 machine with the broken motherboard won’t have windows installed on it because of the broken motherboard, I’m currently in the process of bidding on one, hopefully ebay will come to my rescue.

I’ve attached a vide of me doing the postie patrol I wrote about a couple of weeks ago, I hope you’ll enjoy watching it as much as I enjoyed filming it :p

Seriously though, it was a lot of fun and I heartily recommend people signing up to payperpost even if it is just for an opportunity to take part in the postie patrol.

And before I forget, I had no idea I sounded this bad in real life, guess I should have stuck with speech therapy!

Sort of anyway, the picture I took of my local blockbuster not too long ago made it onto UK:Resistance while I was up North, it made a nice distraction from the overall grimness of the NORTH while I was there!

Anyway you can find the offending article over here.

While on the subject of stupid people, I bought a pair of shoes before my trip, perfectly normal (we’re not going to explore the deep seated issues I have regarding shoe shopping) but the whole time I was there some random guy was on his mobile first talking to a friend then ordering something.

Now I normally don’t have a problem with that kind of thing, if it wasn’t for the fact that he’s actually stupid enough to blurt out his full financial information in public for anyone within earshot to record or note down.

A few days before this someone on the bus was also ordering something via their mobile phone and gave out their credit card info.

I swear, the next time I hear someone doing that I’m going to get my notepad out write a few things down then tap them on the shoulder asking them to repeat a couple of things which I missed and see what happens.

I’m just going to assume the people out there are really stupid, just so that the infinitesimally small amount of faith in humanity that I still posses isn’t destroyed, why you ask yourself?

People have been coming here looking for “collage sex” I’m going to assume they’re along the same lines of stupidity as the person looking for “M&S sex” when they so obviously meant S&M. This means that some person out there is looking for “collage sex” insead of “college sex” UNLESS people are really disturbed enough to have sex with collages, in which case they seriously need to get professional help.

I’ve not noticed this until recently, but it seems that Skinny Puppy released a new album towards the end of January, which means I’m going to have to get it at some point.

Maybe we’ll see another ohGr release some time in the near future? That would be quite cool imho, and something to look forward to.

While on the subject of industrial music a couple of friends and myself have recently started a petition to get Nine Inch Nails back on form, and so far we’re awaiting law suits.

Why?

The petition urges Trent Reznor to get back on drugs in order to produce decent music, which some people might take offence at!

If you are interested the petition is located here.

I’ve ordered two Ayria albums and a Liva album a couple of days ago, I’ve been putting it off for a while now and decided I may as well do it now.

With the three CDs coming as separate shipments from Canada, and my Ayria CDs being signed the question comes to mind how long will it take for them to get here? And in what condition?

From what I’ve been told it shouldn’t take longer than about a week, not sure about the packaging though, it’ll probably be excellent (it better be!).

Ayria and Liva are yet another case of me pirating the music then buying it because I like it so ha!

Oh and Jennifer Parkin is teh sex so I’d have definitely bought it at some point…

My beloved E61 has recently developed a little problem, well I’ve really only noticed today but it seems to be a software error. If I go into the Tools menu then Settings and select calls it returns me to the tools menu rather than accessing the one I want.

Weird no?

I’m currently in the process of installing VMWare so I can install Windows XP in order to reflash my E61 and hopefully fix my current software error. If not, I’m gonna have to have it repaired under warranty.

I’ll see how this develops, I really like my E61.