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Moo
mooooooooooooooooooooooooo- mo-oooooooooooooooeeeaaaoooo
-moooooooooooooooooooooo- mooooooooooooooooooo
I’m a cow can’t you see that I live country mooooo-ooo, I’m a cow
Hills are high, grass is green, heavens for a battle sceem moooooo-ooo,
I’m a cow
Chew my cud eat my hay same old damn thing every day farmer
brown ain’t what he seems he gets off on milking me
I’m a cow cant you see that I live in country, moooooo-ooo, I’m a cow
get your mind out the gutter, get your hand off my utter,
mooooo-ooo I’m a cow
This old man he’s on crack, he’s a laclophiliac nick-nack-padewak
give a dog a bone what’s his wife say when she gets home
Mooo-oooooooo-oooo-ooo-ooo-oo-owwwwe
mooo-oo-doo-doo-delong-dee-doo-oww-doo-oleydee(8)-
oleydeistome
His old wife she makes cheese Colby, jack, Swiss and brie
in the red barn she can’t see, what he loves to do to meeeee
I’m a cow can’t you see that I live in country mooooo-ooo I’m a cow
farmer brown he’s a creep how he treats those poor sheep
mooooo-ooo I’m a cow
Now you know what I’ve been through I wish I was born Hindu
I’ll pack my bags and trim my hooves adios I’ll think I’ll mooooove
It’s “chew my cud” not “chew my cut”… an FYI from the girl from Kansas.
This has been one of my favorite flash bits for a few years now.
Comment by 'Weed — July 9, 2007 @ 4:23 pm
Fixed, thanks.
Comment by Locutus — July 10, 2007 @ 11:29 am