I don’t quite understand it but “Tetris sex” is a very popular search term when I look through my stats, with quite a few people making it here after having looked for it.

Someone has suggested that these may just be idiots looking for “Tantric sex”, but I attract a special kind of pervert, so they may very well mean tetris sex.

The problem is discovering what tetris sex actually entails, suggestions, demonstrations and video/picture submissions are welcome.

A rather surprising yet interesting study, shame I didn’t get to take part in it…

 

You might expect men and women to look at sexual photographs differently. But a new study unexpectedly found that men are more likely than women to first look at faces rather than other parts of a nude body.

Also, the women in the study spent more time than the men looking at images of couples having sex.

“Men looked at the female face much more than women, and both looked at the genitals comparably,” said lead author Heather Rupp of the Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender and Reproduction at Indiana University.

The findings, announced today, are detailed in the journal Hormones and Behavior.

“The eye-tracking data suggested what women paid most attention to was dependent upon their hormonal state,” Rupp said. “Women using hormonal contraceptives looked more at the genitals, while women who were not using hormonal contraceptives paid more attention to contextual elements of the photographs.”

Some of you perverts out there have been looking for balloon sex and came across this site!

As a matter of fact, I appear to be fifth for the search term “balloon sex” which came as a hilarious surprise to me, I’m feeling quite nice today so I decided to provide you with some.

Enjoy:

I got a pervert the other day looking for snail bestiality, as I’ve probably already written about I’ve not had very much sleep tonight so I don’t remember!

Anyway for all you pervs out there here are some snails:

Look at the shell on that one!

This one isn’t too bad either, got your perverted juices flowing yet?

That one’s just begging to be eaten by a random french bloke.

Rampant snail sex! For money!

Snails are cheap.

Well, I really do have to face it. Most people who come here, come looking for porn and land here by accident, before leaving again wholly disappointed.

So I’ve decided to give in, rampant sex will finally be provided to you sickos to make you happy.

You perverts want porn?

Have it.

Here’s a wild fruitfly orgy I hope you’ll like it.

And some mating: