You might as well answer a couple of questions.

I know a lot of people come here looking for it and then never find it.

So do you people pay for your porn?

Are you after free porn?

Or do you just stream the majority of your porn from one of the various flash based services?

As previously mentioned I seem to be experiencing a traffic explosion at the moment so please take a few minutes to tell me a couple of things by commenting on this post.

How did you get here?

What did you expect to find?

Are you disappointed because you didn’t find what you were looking for?

Do you like cheese?

I seem to be experiencing some sort of traffic explosion!

I find it good because it tickles my ego, the people coming here on the other hand probably don’t like it so much as they’re bound to be looking for porn.

Anyway hello you lovable bunch of internet perverts!

I gave in and decided to buy a new mp3 player after I came to the conclusion that my 6 year old 2.5″ hard drive based one was too big to carry around with me, the battery dying helped it along to.

I’ve ordered a Samsung P3 after being told about it by a friend in Korea, he made it seem very impressive and after reading up on it I decided it’s exactly what I need.

As well as your standard mp3/wma/WAV support it can also play Ogg Vorbis and FLAC files, as well as out of the box divX/Xvid support and h.264 which I don’t use.

It features a lot more but I’ll go into more detail once I get it, unboxing porn anyone?

I don’t quite understand it but “Tetris sex” is a very popular search term when I look through my stats, with quite a few people making it here after having looked for it.

Someone has suggested that these may just be idiots looking for “Tantric sex”, but I attract a special kind of pervert, so they may very well mean tetris sex.

The problem is discovering what tetris sex actually entails, suggestions, demonstrations and video/picture submissions are welcome.

A rather surprising yet interesting study, shame I didn’t get to take part in it…

 

You might expect men and women to look at sexual photographs differently. But a new study unexpectedly found that men are more likely than women to first look at faces rather than other parts of a nude body.

Also, the women in the study spent more time than the men looking at images of couples having sex.

“Men looked at the female face much more than women, and both looked at the genitals comparably,” said lead author Heather Rupp of the Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender and Reproduction at Indiana University.

The findings, announced today, are detailed in the journal Hormones and Behavior.

“The eye-tracking data suggested what women paid most attention to was dependent upon their hormonal state,” Rupp said. “Women using hormonal contraceptives looked more at the genitals, while women who were not using hormonal contraceptives paid more attention to contextual elements of the photographs.”

Some of you perverts out there have been looking for balloon sex and came across this site!

As a matter of fact, I appear to be fifth for the search term “balloon sex” which came as a hilarious surprise to me, I’m feeling quite nice today so I decided to provide you with some.

Enjoy:

I got a pervert the other day looking for snail bestiality, as I’ve probably already written about I’ve not had very much sleep tonight so I don’t remember!

Anyway for all you pervs out there here are some snails:

Look at the shell on that one!

This one isn’t too bad either, got your perverted juices flowing yet?

That one’s just begging to be eaten by a random french bloke.

Rampant snail sex! For money!

Snails are cheap.

Well, I really do have to face it. Most people who come here, come looking for porn and land here by accident, before leaving again wholly disappointed.

So I’ve decided to give in, rampant sex will finally be provided to you sickos to make you happy.

You perverts want porn?

Have it.

Here’s a wild fruitfly orgy I hope you’ll like it.

And some mating:

A line segment is said to be divided in golden section (or in divine proportion) if the larger segment is the mean proportional between the complete segment and the smaller segment. In other words, two line segments are in divine proportion when the ratio of the length of the smaller segment to the length of the larger segment is equal to the ratio of the length of the larger segment to the sum of the lengths of the smaller and larger segments, taken together.

An interesting document explaining what determines the “divine proportion” of the perfect woman.

I know most of you are too lazy to actually read the document so just save yourself time and scroll to the bottom to get your quick fix of porn. You know you want to.

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